talks in maths, buzzes like a fridge

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:41:38 GMT

having a boyfriend and having sex on a consistent basis is great, of course. but that first encounter after a loooong drought is beyond compare.

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:44:51 GMT

this site is cracking my shit up.

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 19:20:53 GMT

sometimes when i'm sitting here at work, signing paperwork or making meeting schedules or ordering books, i feel like a kid playing office. i wonder if my brain is ever going to catch up to my life.

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 01:21:38 GMT

my cats were spooning on this couch this morning. it was so cute i almost cried.

thank god the white sox won. when they don't, the boy doesn't speak for days. same with the bears. i get it, him being so upset, but it's frustrating to experience.

a girl just walked up to the reference desk and told me her shoes are on the wrong feet. it is one of those nights in libraryland.

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:22:14 GMT

so another one of my cousins is getting married. now i've got a wedding in october, a wedding in november, and a ridiculous amount next year. not to mention the showers, engagement parties, and who the hell knows what else.

i just went online to look at the registry for this thing and do not know what to buy. a $25 muffin pan? maybe the $15 measuring spoons. the $80 toaster??? dude my toaster at home is from walgreens and was MAYBE 10 bucks. when do i get all this? why am i buying other people expensive toasters and not myself? do i have to get married to have a set of silverware that matches?

ugh.

why i hate my coworkers

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:34:39 GMT

*they watch WB shows in the breakroom and laugh their asses off
*they collect beanie babies
*they work in a library and don't know who wrote oliver twist
*they give each other presents and cards for every occasion (for example, congratulations on your daughter's first day of kindergarten or YAY, you got a wart removed!)
*they don't change the toilet paper roll in the staff bathroom
*they only check out and bring home DVDs, never books unless they're oprah book club selections
*they never shut the fuck up

gimme gimme gimme

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:55:20 GMT

i want.

my heart's runnin round

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 22:50:44 GMT

i am in a bouncing-off-the-wall-want-to-give-people-hugs kinda mood.

just finished encyclopedia of an ordinary life. SO funny.

naps with boys are the best.

someday there will be content

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:06:28 GMT

you should totally add me.

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 17:56:13 GMT

i erased all my old emo posts.